I Have a Great Idea for a Screenplay!

I got home this afternoon
And Zeus was in my bathroom
And he said that he was sure
He was thrown in the future
He had committed some crime
And was thrown out of his time

And now I have a mission
Get Zeus back to where he'd been
Even his wife had shunned him
His crime must have been so grim
Found time machine on eBay
Push button, sends us away
We landed by Olympus
I can't believe it exists

But one thing got in our way
His brother Hades says "Hey"
"I knew you'd find a way back
That's why I'm here to attack
Come to the underworld now
You won't get out no way how
He took us way down under
Where spirits and ghosts plunder
I'll be stuck here till I'm dead
Staring at Hades' bald head

But then we hear a loud crash
The ceiling has just been smashed
And in flies Hercules on
Some horse-bird like Pokemon
We escape with no collision
Thanks to its laser vision
We must get up there in time
For Zeus to stop his own crime

Hades releases the Titans on us
So Zeus has to fight em, oh this is too much
It's all up to me now, I've gotta stop Zeus
I knock out ol' Hermes and fly with his shoes

I go and see all the gods
I see Zeus, what are they odds
I open up the door hinge
Zeus is stealing an orange
But as I stopped and grabbed him
I drew attention to him
The gods thanked me for what I'd done
And said that Zeus would be shunned
I saw Zeus disappear then
The story starts all again
While this was one big riot
Time travel sucks, don't try it