Still Alive (Uranium Version)

I'm now a master
My name's on a plaque now, huge success
It's hard to go through all the stuff that's happened
Through evolution
Fighting with power through the land
Even saved the planet from destruction and death

I have been through mountains in the snow and the rain
I have faced pure evil and have conquered much pain
And I've fought with dignity as the whole world challenged me
And my Pokémon are still alive

I started with Squirtle
He's why I've gotten here right now
No gym leaders ever could defeat me
I conquered Team Rocket
Saved us from their shenanigans
With my team of supernatural monsters of power

I start hearing voices saying it's just a game
And though I am Ash they always say the wrong name
I've been all around the world and a gym leader's my girl
And my Pokémon are still alive

I've caught every species
I've caught every legendary beast
Maybe someday you can be like me too
But now you should thank me
I am the reason there's world peace
I will go to school and all the kids will bow down to me

I'm a Pokémon master and I've even got Mew
And I'm better than everyone, especially you
Tell me if you disagree I ask you to challenge me
And my Pokémon will be alive
And yes believe me they will be alive
I'm in a battle and they're still alive
I've got a Zapdos and he's still alive
And while I'm owning you they'll be alive
And when your Pokémon's dead, mine's alive
Still alive, still alive