The Lada Song

[Intro]
Ah yeah I wanna tell you about something that's Russian
But, well, never really goes that fast
So y'all listen up now, ya hear
One two three

[Verse 1]
I was tired of me Lada
It was always breakin' down
Bein' laughed at and ridiculed
Drivin' round the town
It was time for a trade-in
Something flashy instead
So I put and ad in the Buy and Sell
And this is what it said:

[Chorus 1]
If you like drivin' a Lada
Breakin' down in the rain
Send to Moscow for spare parts
Then ya must be insane
If you like getting stuck at midnight
On the dual carriageway
Got a bargain for ya, pal
Twenty five pound tow away

[Bridge 1]
Aw listen to that, eh?
Have you ever heard a car not starting so well, eh?

[Verse 2]
It's got a full service history
From a man in Ballybough
Nought to twenty in an hour
Ninety thousand on the clock
It once got up to thirty
But that was goin' down a hill
Had the wind behind me
So scared, I nearly wrote me will

[Chorus 2]
If you like drivin' a Lada
Breakin' down in the rain
Send to Moscow for spare parts
Then ya must be insane
If you like getting stuck at midnight
On the dual carriageway
Got a bargain for ya, pal
Twenty five pound tow away

[Bridge 2]
Aw yeah, no, that's not actually a sunroof
That's just rust, yeah
Why two exhausts?
I use it as a wheelbarrow at the weekend
What ya mean you've heard that one?

[Verse 3]
Got a call from a lady
And she sounded pretty sound
Said we'd have a deal
Let it go for twenty pound
She wanted more detail
But not about the car
She told me she drove a Skoda
And together we'd go far

[Chorus 3]
If you like drivin' a Lada
Breakin' down in the rain
Send to Moscow for spare parts
Then ya must be insane
If you like getting stuck at midnight
On the dual carriageway
Got a bargain for ya, pal
Twenty five pound tow away

[Bridge 3]
I like who guy who drives a Lada
He's never in a rush
If we break down together
He can give me a push

Always said we'd get it together
Swappin' stories and parts
We arranged to meet at eight
But me Lada wouldn't start

Come on! Ah go on ya good thing!
Ah just once when I have a date, come on, go on!

[Verse 4]
She had trouble with her Skoda
So we made another date
Her radiator exploded
She was three hours too late
So we never got it together
And that is a shame
But I still drive me Lada
And break down in the rain

[Chorus 4]
If you like drivin' a Lada
Breakin' down in the rain
Send to Moscow for spare parts
Then ya must be insane
If you like getting stuck at midnight
On the dual carriageway
Got a bargain for ya, pal
Twenty five pound tow away

[Outro]
Ah yes there it is
Another country story that ends in tears
There's a four letter word that begins with L
And it ain't love, it's Lada
And just remember what Lada stands for:
"Love a different automobile"
Don't down the Lada Road
Because it's a lonely road full of broken parts and hearts
So when you open the Buy and Sell next time
Just consider this:

I got a bargain for ya, pal
Twenty five pound tow away
Bargain for ya, pal
Twenty five pound tow away

Yee-haw
Someone shot me dog as well