Dustin Bus

[Intro]
All aboard it's Dustin's sightseeing tour bus of Dublin
And we're leaving in three minutes, all aboard!

We're going to Dalkey
We're going, we're going to Dalkey
We're going to Dalkey
We're going, we're going to Dalkey
We're going to Dalkey
We're going, we're going to Dalkey
We're going to Dalkey

[Verse 1]
I've got something to tell you
I've got news for you
There's room for everybody
And there's a portaloo (Portaloo)
Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
Me bus is parked just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
It's Dustin's tours for you

[Chorus 1]
The Dustin Bus is coming
Sightseeing tours of Dublin
From Malahide, Rialto
O'Connell Street and Phibsborough
The holiday is boring
But then there's no ignoring
The bus that drives through town now
To showing you around now

[Interlude 1 (spoken words)]
That place?
Oh it houses some of Ireland's most notorious criminals
What's it called?
Dáil Éireann huah-ha!
No they're not statues, missus
They're council workers
What do you mean Grafton Street's pedestrianised?

[Bridge 1]
We're going to Santry
We're going, we're going to Santry
We're going to Santry

[Verse 2]
Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
Me bus is parked just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
Dustin's tours for you

[Chorus 2]
The Dustin Bus is coming
Sightseeing tours of Dublin
From Malahide, Rialto
O'Connell Street and Phibsborough
The holiday is boring
But then there's no ignoring
The bus that drives through town now
To showing you around now

The Dustin Bus is coming
Sightseeing tours of Dublin
From Malahide, Rialto
O'Connell Street and Phibsborough
The holiday is boring
But then there's no ignoring
The bus that drives through town now
To showing you around now

[Interlude 2 (spoken words)]
Some Spanish people on board
How're ya José where's Jos-B?
Hey Juan, did ya bring two with ya?

[Bridge]
We're going to Finglas
We're going, we're going to Finglas
We're going to Finglas
We're going, we're going to Finglas
We're going to Finglas

[Interlude 3 (spoken words)]
That's the GPO over there
It stands for great place altogether
By the way if anyone needs to go to the toilet
We're on O'Connell Street so ya can go wherever you want

What do ya mean it's cold upstairs?
Of course it is, it's a single decker
Were ya born in a bungalow?

[Chorus 3]
The Dustin Bus is coming
Sightseeing tours of Dublin
From Malahide, Rialto
O'Connell Street and Phibsborough
The holiday is boring
But then there's no ignoring
The bus that drives through town now
To showing you around now

The Dustin Bus is coming
Sightseeing tours of Dublin
From Malahide, Rialto
O'Connell Street and Phibsborough
The holiday is boring
But then there's no ignoring
The bus that drives through town now
To showing you around now

The Dustin Bus is coming

[Outro]
No, missus, that's not the Popemobile
Your man's too old, that's Larry and the roadcaster
How're ya Gary Logan?
Go on ya good thing!
Hey, just a minute, huah ha!