The Continuing Misadventures of Generation X Superhero Slackerman

[Verse 1]
From the Bowery to Brighton you've all heard my call
I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls
My name is Slackerman, superhero for the masses
I'm trying to rid society of the rich upper classes
I've got sideburns like Elvis and a shaggy goatee
I was born in 73

[Verse 2]
Most superheroes fly high, but me, I'd rather skate
Both parents are lawyers, divorced when I was eight
My wallet's got a chain and superpowers to boot
I'll lasso you like a cowboy then I'll die your hair blue
I'm studying psych at the local JC
'Cause I don't really know what to be

[Verse 3]
My partner in slackdom is a chick named Danielle
I met her at the drive thru of a Taco Bell
She drives her mom's green Volvo, bag of tricks on her back
She wears her hair short, wears her Doc Martens black
With her Maybelline lips and her Catholic school skirt
She'll leave the bankers with nothing but dirt

[Verse 4]
It's a thankless job being a hero and all
But I've gotta do it or Gen-X will fall
Yuppies and boomers get outta my way
'Cause I'm taking over and I start today
I am twenty-something hero of the world
And I am here for your mocha

[Outro]
Jesus Christ, I've gotta quit smoking