Rubbing the Elf

[Verse 1]
This is the story of a girl named Ann
She's half-Japanese, mom's from Japan
She's sixteen, she's going on thirty
Her mind is pure but her thoughts are dirty

[Verse 2]
Dirty Ann likes to play with herself
She likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
She don't need a man, they don't understand
All she needs is her right hand

[Chorus]
Ann likes to masturbate
She likes to make herself feel great
Ann likes to masturbate
When she gets aroused, she's gunna cum real loud
She likes to get off

[Verse 3]
When Ann gets off she likes to fantasize
Lie on her bed and close her eyes
She likes to dream about the boys from Rancid
She ties Tim up and then she pulls his pants down

[Verse 4]
She likes to get off in her car
In the bathroom at work behind the bar
She don't want love, she don't want romance
All she wants is her right hand

[Chorus]
Ann likes to masturbate
She likes to make herself feel great
Ann likes to masturbate
When she gets aroused, she's gunna cum real loud
She likes to get off

[Outro]
She likes to get off
She likes to get off
She likes to get off
She likes to get off
She likes to get off
She likes to get off