Song for the Kids

[Verse 1]
Thanks for spending your dough on our new CD
I can't wait until June when we get our royalties
But the money you spent was not in vain
It was spent on piles of cocaine

[Chorus 1]
Take your wallets out and buy some merchandise
We've got records and shirts and an inflated price
Please spend what you can so we can buy a new van
Our old one broke down in Spokane

[Verse 2]
Thanks for shelling out cash to come and see our shows
You've been paying our rent and you've been buying us clothes
We love to see your faces out on tour
But more than that, we hate to come home poor

[Chorus 2]
Join our fan club, buy our posters, idolize us today
'Cause we've got lawyers and accountants we've been meaning to pay
Please buy what you can so I can buy a new amp
My old one blew up in Cheyenne

[Chorus 3]
Take your wallets out and buy some merchandise
We've got records and shirts and an inflated price
Please buy what you can so I can buy a new amp
My old one blew up
My old one blew up
My old one blew up in Taiwan