Schmooziphisus the Great

[Verse 1]
We're going out tonight, it's time to kiss some ass
My wallet's full of green and I got my backstage pass
I'll smile and smoke a lot, can I buy you another drink?
Let's talk about my band, we're amazing, don't you think?

[Chorus]
I'll kiss your ass to get anything
I gots to have me that brass ring
And when I get it, you can bet I'll forget your name
But that's just how we play this game

[Verse 2]
Why should I bust my ass if you can help me out?
I'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout
Pretty soon I'll make it big with all the schmoozing that I do
And when you need a hand, I'll piss all over you

[Chorus]
I'll kiss your ass to get anything
I gots to have me that brass ring
And when I get it, you can bet I'll forget your name
But that's just how we play this game