The Box (Minecraft Parody)

[Chorus]
Crafting up a cart in the cave
Told em' frick dirt frick stone
Blowing all the mobs in the spot
I just hit bedrock in the cave
Had to put the ores in the chest
Blow up the whole dang world
They gon' push daisies
I got the blast protect
Been enchanting since were babies
She mined some lapis ore, got the enchants
Told em' I don't want Bane of Athropods
Say that sucks
I won't ever gamemode C
And I can back that
And I really wanna know where the lapis at

[Verse 1]
I was in black where the mobs at?
Walk around with an arrow-proof diamond helm
Cause I know skellys after where the stacks at
Gotta mine smarter, gotta mine harder
Ghast tryna get me for my items
I knock his tears down
In the lava, in the magma
I had the stone sword with me no water
Lotta stevies out here dying the balling
I done put my whole pick in a portal to the nether
And I know I'll prolly end up killed in the lava
Alex always seen in diamond boots I craft em
Got an Alex looking like a diamond she a model
I got the pink wool
All my sheep is hairless
Big village I'm about the get the key to the city
Trident like the sea

[Chorus]
Crafting up a cart in the cave
Told em' frick dirt frick stone
Blowing all the mobs in the spot
I just hit bedrock in the cave
Had to put the ores in the chest
Blow up the whole dang world
They gon' push daisies
I got the blast protect
Been enchanting since were babies
She mined some lapis ore, got the enchants
Told em' I don't want Bane of Athropods
Say that sucks
I won't ever gamemode C
And I can back that
And I really wanna know where the lapis at

[Interlude]
Ha ha ha

[Verse 2]
I been mining em out
If Stevie with me then there's blues in his chest
Took her to the forest got some wood for her base
Alex don't let no creeper in my house
The elytra i'm flyin with I don't wanna fly again
I'll take my chances walking
She building a house no griefing it
I just made the forest plain like it's superflat
I'm a 2020 minecrafter handle it
I dun put a hundred diamonds on Roblox stuff
I been riding my horse that's why she picked a stevie
Mined it out the dirt
There's nothing that could stop me
Yeah
When I have enchants I was mining quickly

[Chorus]
Crafting up a cart in the cave
Told em' frick dirt frick stone
Blowing all the mobs in the spot
I just hit bedrock in the cave
Had to put the ores in the chest
Blow up the whole dang world
They gon' push daisies
I got the blast protect
Been enchanting since were babies
She mined some lapis ore, got the enchants
Told em' I don't want Bane of Athropods
Say that sucks
I won't ever gamemode C
And I can back that
And I really wanna know where the lapis at