MC Broccoli (Minecraft Parody)

[Intro]
Ain't no tellin' what Minecraft I'm finna be playing
Ay
Ay
I play Minecraft
Stacking blocks

[Verse 1]
Hey lil' wolf, would you like to be my pet dog?
If zombies touch me, you can attack them until they die
Diamonds on my sword cost me ten lives G
30,000 diamonds just so I can look real cool.
I just hit a Creeper and now it's chasin' me
I just found some Diamonds and now I can make some tools
When I go to the Nether, I might kill a couple Ghast
I keep like 12 Mine-carts, damn I'm really never home
Give my wolf some bones and now they follow me
No, get your own, trynna take my Minecraft Diamonds
[? 0:46] ... yeah I really like this game.
Minecraft is the best, boy I'm playin' all the day
9 types of ores, boy I'm gonna mine 'em all
All these people hating 'cause I mine a lot of ores.
Yeah I love some Minecraft
And it ain't [? 1:01]
Skele's shootin' at my armor 'cause my Diamond's really strong
Yeah, that chest is almost full
I'm a real good player, playin' Minecraft when I'm home
I'm a real good player, playin' Minecraft when I'm home
Real good player, playin' MC when I'm home

[Verse 2]
In the middle of the forest Creepers all on me
I'm in there when I'm choppin' down the trees and leaves
Yeah I know I need some wood for my house
All I want to do is build my house
Whispered to my dog that he should save me
And I can swing my axe just so easily
And I can cut some wood just so easily
He's a good dog, he killed all the creepers

[Hook]
Ain't no tellin' what Minecraft I'm finna be playing
Ay
Ay
I play Minecraft
Stacking blocks
Ain't no tellin' what Minecraft I'm finna be playing
Ay
Ay
I play Minecraft
Stacking blocks

[Verse 3]
I play Minecraft
I kill Dragons
I got Gold
And I got Diamonds
There's no griefing unless I say so
I don't mine unless it's diamonds
I can make a couple potions
Nether Wart and just some water
All I wanted was some potions
Just some speed boosts and and some poison
I was 10 or 12 years old when I first played some Minecraft
Now I'm addicted to this mining and this building houses
I can make a castle, or a boat
Or an amazing mansion

[Ending]
I guess I'm done...