I’m The One (Minecraft Parody)

[Hook: Galaxy Goats]
Yeah, you're looking at the Steve, the diamonds never lie, no
I'm the Steve, yeah, I'm the Steve
Early Minecraft in the dawn I know you wanna mine now
I'm the Steve, yeah, I'm the Steve, yeah
And you're sick of all those other Minecraft creepers
Don't let the Herobrine intimidate ya
See you craftin', don't run out of coal now
I'm the Steve, yeah, Minecraft
I'm the Steve, Minecraft
I'm the only Steve, Minecraft
I'm the Steve, Minecraft
I'm the only Steve, Minecraft

[Verse 1: Galaxy Goats]
Steve, I'm the one who mines up diamonds
She the Alex, bring them potions
We gon' mine and remember alpha and beta
You're the one who holds the ores when we're at bedrock
I make you're minecraft dreams come true when we're on minecraft
And your looks just the same with no armor
Had to pull up on a creeper, see what your armor's made of
Ain't gotta worry 'bout them zombies 'cause my house is strong
You can run inside my mineshaft from the creepers
'Cause I promise when we step out you'll have diamonds
Modern day Steve and Alex, that's what they named Steve
'Cause when I mine ores, mine, mine all the diamonds

[Hook: Galaxy Goats]
Yeah, you're looking at the Steve, the diamonds never lie, no
I'm the Steve, yeah, I'm the Steve
Early Minecraft in the dawn I know you wanna mine now
I'm the Steve, yeah, I'm the Steve, yeah
And you're sick of all those other Minecraft creepers
Don't let the Herobrine intimidate ya
See you craftin', don't run out of coal now
I'm the Steve, yeah, Minecraft
I'm the Steve, Minecraft
I'm the only Steve, Minecraft
I'm the Steve, Minecraft
I'm the only Steve

[Verse 2: Crispy Concords]
Minecraft though
She mine them diamonds with that new pickaxe
She like the ores, she see the score, make her play Minecraft
When I met her in Minecraft, I asked her how she felt
Then she went and put them diamonds in my Minecraft chest
We don't got no pickaxe
She say she want diamonds, she ain't got no armor
She don't got no armor, she don't got no diamonds
We just playin' Minecraft, she ain't got no Runescape
Okay though, Steve, Steve, Steve, I'm the Steve for her
She want a Steve that mine them diamonds and craft them ores for her
Mmm, baby, that's only me
I'm the only Steve, baby, okay, okay though

[Hook: Galaxy Goats]
Yeah, you're looking at the Steve, the diamonds never lie, no
I'm the Steve, yeah, I'm the Steve
Early Minecraft in the dawn I know you wanna mine now
I'm the Steve, yeah, I'm the Steve, yeah
And you're sick of all those other Minecraft creepers
Don't let the Herobrine intimidate ya
See you craftin', don't run out of coal now
I'm the Steve, yeah, Minecraft
I'm the Steve, Minecraft
I'm the only Steve, Minecraft
I'm the Steve, Minecraft
I'm the only Steve

[Verse 3: Galaxy Goats]
Lookin' for the Steve, well Alex you're lookin' at the Steve
I'm the diamonds, yeah, and yet the ores have yet to come
'Cause I've been minin' for some redstone not just any Minecraft ores
Don't make me catch an ore, that's for iron and every ore
Oh my Notch
She hit me Steve all day, get no diamonds
Alex you blow my TNT, that's like turning diamonds to iron
Break a block
And when she's on the potions she's a creeper
She think we Steve and Alex but it's more like Alex and Steve
Notch forgive me
Stevie up and mining, I'm a crafter
Straight up out the mineshaft, all your Alex down for the diamonds
For the Minecraft record I knew Notch when he was mining iron
Minecraft game winning diamonds, I'm just crafting on my Alex, oh Notch

[Hook: Galaxy Goats]
Yeah, you're looking at the Steve, the diamonds never lie, no
I'm the Steve, yeah, I'm the Steve
Early Minecraft in the dawn I know you wanna mine now
I'm the Steve, yeah, I'm the Steve, yeah
And you're sick of all those other Minecraft creepers
Don't let the Herobrine intimidate ya
See you craftin', don't run out of coal now
I'm the Steve, yeah, Minecraft
I'm the Steve, Minecraft
I'm the only Steve, Minecraft
I'm the Steve, Minecraft
I'm the only Steve

[Refrain: Galaxy Goats]
Don't you know Steve, don't you know Steve
I am the Steve for Alex (yeah I'm the Steve)
Don't you know Steve, don't you know Steve
I am the Steve for Alex (yeah I'm the Steve)
Don't you know Steve, don't you know Steve
I am the Steve for Alex (yeah I'm the Steve)
Don't you know Steve, don't you know Steve
I am the one for Alex (yeah I'm the one)

[Outro: Galaxy Goats]
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