Robbery (Minecraft Parody)

[Chorus]
Steve told me craft a pick
And go mine
And you'll find some diamonds
Now I'm running from Skellies
With no armor
So I'm taking damage
Now I'm digging up some dirt, from the ground
I'm in a really dark mineshaft
I thought I found some Diamond ores
But I just found some Lapis

[Verse 1]
I found some Lapis
I thought I found Diamond ores
And now my pick is broken
So i'ma mine with my fist
Last time I saw you I ended up dying
I spawned inside my house
I just wanted some ender pearls
One thing that Notch told me was
Never mine straight down or you'll fall inside lava
So I put diamonds on my Steve
And I hide ores in my e-chest
One thing my Steve tells me is
Mine straight down let's get these Diamond ores
I guess I can't mine
I've been looking for you
Are these diamonds for real?
Are these Diamond ores true?

[Chorus]
Steve told me craft a pick
And go mine
And you'll find some diamonds
Now I'm running from Skellies
With no armor
So I'm taking damage
Now I'm digging up some dirt, from the ground
I'm in a really dark mineshaft
I thought I found some Diamond ores
But I just found some Lapis

[Verse 2]
You gave me an Iron Pick
I really hate that Iron ore
These witches got me paranoid
I always keep a sword around
You always give me gold apples when you play Minecraft
When you play Minecraft
When you play Minecraft
You let me play on your Minecraft server
Minecraft server
Minecraft server
We love to take diamonds
So mine my Stevies
I grief your house when you exit off the server
Spawn home
I need to spawn home
I'm throwin' eggs at your window
This creeper's gonna blow
I don't wanna die
I just wanna mine, Diamonds
Diamonds, Diamonds, Diamonds

[Chorus]
Steve told me craft a pick
And go mine
And you'll find some diamonds
Now I'm running from Skellies
With no armor
So I'm taking damage
Now I'm digging up some dirt, from the ground
I'm in a really dark mineshaft
I thought I found some Diamond ores
But I just found some Lapis