The Bitch Song

She never was abused when she was younger
Her father never up and ran away
And even though her family gives her all the love she needs
Somehow she's a bitch anyway

Me, I try to be the perfect hero
I say "I love you" 20 times a day
I've showered her with presents
Bought from the finest shops in town
But somehow she's a bitch anyway

And when I tell her funny stories
She says "I guess you had to be there"
Even though the humor's plain to see
And when the evening news shows homeless people
She says it's "their own fault"
And then she turns and watches MTV

She never is the first to say she's sorry
And she takes offence to every word I say
And even though she lives in the richest country in the world
Somehow she's a bitch anyway

She turned out a bitch anyway
She's always a bitch anyway