The Biscuit Of Zazzamarandabo

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
It lies atop a mound of snow
High in the hills where the cold winds blow
Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
Cmon! Let's go!
To the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
Our bags are packed and ready to go
Let's start the van and be gone!
Start the van and be gone!
Now our bags are all packed and we're ready to go
Let's start the van and be gone!
Cmon! (Oh my!) Let's go! (Oh my!)
To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH!
What's that you say?
We can't leave yet today?
You've just got an errand to run?
I just have to stop at the bank
You just have to stop at the bank...
Well
If you insist I suppose
We can deal with a minor delay (deal with a minor delay)
Say Archibald, who made this biscuit anyway?
Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
So James McNabb at the Guild of Gold
He made the biscuit so long ago
And the people they traveled to see it glow
At the Mountain of Zazzamarandabo
Cmon! (Hurray!) Let's go! (Yay!)
To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH!
What is it now?
This isn't the way!
I just have to stop for some goldfish food!
..You don't even have a goldfish!
No, but I was thinkin' of gettin' one and, I wouldn't want him to go hungry
Anybody need anything?
Uh maybe a vente half-caf vanilla hazelnut latté? Hold the whipped cream. And maybe one of those little chocolate covered graham crackers?
So Archie, what's so great about this biscuit anyway?
Well, if you really want to know
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
Was lost in our world many years ago
Until my great Uncle Archibo
Stubbed his toe on the frozen dough
On the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
Cmon! (Let's leave! Let's go!) No tea!
To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-NO!
Not again! This is not fair!
Ya gotta have a map!
A what?
A map!
A what?
A map!
Oh! A map!
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
The joy!
The thrill!
I think..I spilled...
The Biscuit! The Biscuit!
The Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-*BURP*
...bo...
Mmm! Sausage gravy!
Huh.. I might of made a wrong turn...
The Biscuit of...Doug?
Back to the van! Back to the van!
It isn't too late! Let's go!
So high in the hills where the cold winds blow
Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
We're almost there! Oh isn't this great?
Who needs to take a potty break? (Me! Me! Right here!)
...NOOOOO!!!!!!!
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
It lies atop a mound of snow
High in the hills where the cold winds blow
Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
I suppose this has been Silly Songs with Archie
Tune in next time to hear Larry say, "I always thought YOU were the announcer..."
...So did I