Endangered Love

[NARRATOR, spoken]
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings
A silly song
We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee
In the daytime drama
Endangered Love

[LARRY]
Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one for me (One for me, one for me)
Sent from up above (Up above, up above)
You are the one I love (I love, I love, I love)

[BILL]
Please don't cry Bar-ba-ra
You're a nice manatee
You've been so good to me
But I must go into the world
And do noble things for the good of all
And you can't come because you don't speak French
Au revoir

[BARBARA]
But if you leave, Bill
Who will take me to the ball?
Who's gonna take me to the ball, Bill?
I have a new dress and shoes
And new manatee lipstick
Who will take me to the ball?

[LARRY, spoken]
I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee!

[BARBARA]
Please don't go

[BILL]
I must!

[BARBARA]
Don't go!

[BILL]
I must!

[BARBARA]
Don't!

[BILL]
Must!

[BARBARA]
Don't, don't!

[BILL]
Must must!

[Larry]
Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one for me (One for me, one for me)
Sent from up above (A manatee from heaven)
You are the one I love
Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
I'll be your mon amie (Mon amie, mon amie)
I'll take you to the ball (To the ball, to the ball)
I hope you're not to tall (You might have trouble dancing)

[BARBARA, spoken]
Bill, I've learned French

[BILL, spoken]
You have?

[BARBARA, spoken]
Mais, oui. Je suis manatee. See?

[BILL]
Oui, oui, mon amie!
I always knew you could
I really hoped you would
Now can we go into the world
And do noble things for the good of all?

[BARBARA, spoken]
Yes, but first, Bill
Will you take me to the ball?
Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?

[BILL, spoken]
I can't dance

[BARBARA, spoken]
You can't?

[BILL, spoken]
No

[BARBARA, spoken]
I must go

[BILL]
Please don't go

[BARBARA]
I must

[BILL]
Don't go!

[BARBARA]
I must!

[BILL]
Don't!

[BARBARA]
Must!

[BILL]
Don't, don't!

[BARBARA]
Must, must!

[LARRY]
Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one—

[BOB, spoken]
Larry? What are you doing?

[LARRY, spoken]
Just watchin' a little TV, Bob

[Bob, spoken]
Well, maybe you should read a book

[LARRY, spoken]
Yeah, okay

[NARRATOR, spoken]
This has been silly songs with Larry
Tune in next time to hear Bill say

[BILL, spoken]
Oh Bar-ba-ra, I've learned to dance

[BARBARA, spoken]
Oh, Bill