That Guy

I’m gonna party all night long (baby baby baby baby)
Tonight the concert goes ‘til dawn (baby baby baby baby)
Can’t wait to see the band perform (baby baby baby baby)
I got a brand new t-shirt on (baby baby baby baby)

The music starts, the bass is loud
I make my way through the crowd
Then suddenly, all eyes on me
But why is just a mystery

They point and laugh, and I feel shame
Did someone here just call me lame?
I wish that they would simply stop
But they keep laughing at my top

Every body here is saying I am “That Guy”
(I am just wearin’ a shirt of the band I came to see. That Guy!)
I don’t know what it means to be “That Guy”
(I am just showin’ support for the band I came to see. Woo!)

I’m watching my fav’rite new show (baby baby baby baby)
They film it live in studio (baby baby baby baby)
I get dressed up so I can go (baby baby baby baby)
Had no clue my t-shirt would glow (baby baby baby baby)

The lights go out, I feel their gaze
My top’s lit up just like a blaze
The cast yells “cut”, they stop the show
‘Cause I’m a blinding show logo

Every person here is calling me “That Guy”
(Just cause I’m wearin’ a shirt of the show I came to see. That Guy!)
I don’t know what it means to be “That Guy”
(I always wear this shirt when I watch it on TV. Woo!)

Maybe I shouldn’t dress so darn lazy, ooh no
But my wardrobe is just jeans and shirts
Sorry I wear all these logos on me, ooh yeah
Being a fan takes lots of work

But as I was walking yesterday
A space ship took me far away
And you won’t believe what they said to me

All the aliens are calling me “That Guy”
(Just because my shirt has a picture of their ship. That Guy!)
How’d they know what it means to be “That Guy”?
(Can’t believe my shirt’s on an interstellar trip! Woo!)
Guess it’s my destiny to be “That Guy”
(They’re all wondering how the picture’s so detailed. Of them!)
I will roam the galaxy, known as “That Guy”
(‘Cause to the human race their face was not unveiled! Woo!)