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Transylvanian highway, bats fly through the air
I think I see a zombie rising up over there
Up ahead in the distance, a castle just appeared
I hear the howling of a werewolf now
This just keeps getting weird
They say that’s where they took her
After our Wedding Bells
And I was thinking to myself
"I could be walking straight into Hell"
Then I whipped out a candle, bag of coins just fell out
Didn’t think this could get much stranger
Then the mermen shout
Welcome to this Castle, Castlevania
It’s spеctacula (Spectacular)
Home of Dracula
Plenty of room in thе Dungeon, Castlevania
Just stay for the night (Just stay for the night)
Or perhaps a bite
His mind is totally twisted, and his best friend is Death (unh)
He got a lot of ugly, ugly guards, with real bad breath
How they float through the courtyard, sweet, now I’m dead
That’s not what I meant by “wanting a little head”
So I broke open wall bricks
Roast chicken inside
I said, "This tastes like it’s been sitting here since fourteen sixty nine"
And still I don’t see how this could be much worse
Now it’s dark, What a horrible night
Just to have a curse
Welcome to the Castle, Castlevania
Let me crouch here (I can crouch here)
A whirlwind appears
They livin' it up in the town by Castlevania
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
The townspeople lie!
Now I’m on the ceiling
The whole castle has flipped
(And now I) have to go through all this again, just to get to his crypt
And in the master's chambers
I gathered his body parts
I’d burn them to reverse the curse
But I just don’t have the heart
Last thing I remember
He asked me “What is a Man?”
Threw his goblet as he called me names, so I kicked his butt and ran
"Sure," said the ferryman
"I’ll take you to a good place
But Drac will be back every couple years
This plot you will retrace!”
Dungeon Castlevania was written by Insane Ian.
Dungeon Castlevania was produced by Professor Shyguy.
Insane Ian released Dungeon Castlevania on Fri Oct 29 2021.