Corey Can’t Even

Our department has a meeting today
But Corey can't even
And he won't listen to what our boss will say
Cause Corey can't even
There’s no more ink in the fax machines
And Corey can’t even
And he won't ever tell me what it means
When Corey can’t even

Corey can’t
Even deal with it
He can’t even say what Corey can’t
Even with this shit
He’s completely lost the ability to even

They ran out of ketchup at the McyDs
And Corey can’t even
And you refused a vaccine for that disease
And Corey can’t even
Playstation network is down again
And Corey can’t even
And the world blew up and now everyone’s dead
And Corey can’t even

Corey can’t
Even, not at all
I’m telling you that Corey can’t
Even, he’s too appalled
He is literally incapable to even

They took away McRib again
Hair is nothing but split ends
Got a splinter in his thumb
Coworkers are acting dumb
Hero foiled his master plan
Ring came off his pudding can
Godzilla showed up today
Car blew up like Michael Bay

He can’t even, She can’t even
We can’t even, They can’t even
You can’t even, I can’t even
Just can’t even, Can not even!
And Corey’s completely unable to even!

Corey can’t even, no no
Corey can’t even, no no
Corey can’t even, no no
Corey can’t even, no no

Corey can’t
Even, no he can’t
He endeavors to can but Corey can’t
Even, he won’t adapt
He’s the little engine that simply can’t even!

Corey can’t even, no no
Corey can’t even, no no