Ted Wigman

[Verse 1]
You are my friend
You are Ded Wigman's daddy
You are my buddy
I like you a lot

[Chorus]
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Ted Wigman

[Verse 2]
You are so nice
You are nice to me
You are the world's greatest wood burner
You can burn wood real good

[Chorus]
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Ted Wigman
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Ted Wigman

[Verse 3]
You are the best one I ever met
When it comes to eating pizza off your belly while laying down
You do it like no one can
I love driving a stick Cadillac
I like skidding on the highway
That's the luxury car I love to drive in

[Chorus]
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Ted Wigman
Ted Wigman
Ted Wigman

[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
KFC - We do chicken right