Mr. Magoo Goes To Jail

[Verse 1]
Mr. Magoo robbed Amoco gas station
He had a gun
He told everyone to get down on the floor
He took $5,000 in cash before fleeing in the getaway car
Two hours later, he was arrested for armed robbery and taken to jail

[Chorus]
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail

[Verse 2]
Mr. Magoo went to court
He was arraigned
He was brought to justice
The evidence indicated that Mr. Magoo got $5,000 in the Amoco gas station holdup

[Chorus]
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail

[Verse 3]
The trial lasted twelve weeks
The verdict was in
A jury found Mr. Magoo guilty of armed robbery
A month later, he was sentenced to fifteen years in prison

[Chorus]
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail
Mr. Magoo goes to jail

[Outro]
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