Ben Wigman

[Verse 1]
You are living in a dog-eat-dog world
You are wearing Milk-Bone underwear
You like eating Milk-Bone dog biscuits
You are my Springer Spaniel

[Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
You are a good dog
I like petting you
You are my wonderful tire
You are nobody's clam

[Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
You bark a lot
I wish you'd shut your whooping ass up
I wish you'd keep your trap shut
So shut your whooping ass up

[Chorus]
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[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Dennis Sportshop, it's everything in sporting goods