Tanuki

[Hook 1]
I did it all for Tanuki, come on
Tanuki, come on, so you can take a lookie now
At how we get it in, how we get it in
We was underground, but now we in the wind
I did it all for Tanuki, come on
Tanuki, come on, so you can take a lookie now
At how I get it done, how I get it done
Bowser don't matter now, I'd rather get the funds

[Verse 1]
I bust bricks, I get coins
I hit bricks with my fist, get points
I don't miss, I just point
And super mushrooms bust through my loins
I get huge, superfly Snuka Koopa Troopa dudes
Do it to an Oompa Loompa lookin' Goomba too
Pair of Koopa Paratroopas they're assuming you
Won't give a Troopa shell an ever-lovin' boot
Bullet Bill, Buzzy Beetle, Wiggler and Boo
Hammer Brother wanna see the ne'er-do-well in you
And his brother want to see the Aaron Neville too
But disappearing when he see the Hammer Brothers suit (whooooooa)
I got the star power in the vocal booth
I spit the hard fire, y'all on level 2
A slick car Earnhardt type'll never lose
But Firestone car tires that embarrass you

[Hook 1]
I did it all for Tanuki, come on
Tanuki, come on, so you can take a lookie now
At how we get it in, how we get it in
We was underground, but now we in the wind
I did it all for Tanuki, come on
Tanuki, come on, so you can take a lookie now
At how I get it done, how I get it done
Bowser don't matter now, I'd rather get the funds

[Verse 2]
I run quick, I jump high
And sometimes I Tanuki in the sky
I dress sick, and so fly
I got the Princess blowing up my Skype (okey dokey)
But she in another castle for the fourth time
Level 8-4, Orc mine, you're mine
Tell your dime, abort pork rinds
I said no twice, how many more times
Is she gonna wanna follow me in your life?
She's singing to me awfully in your mic
She clinging to me awkwardly in poor light
Shimmy free and then I'm off into this warp pipe
Warp to a cozy condo
Where I hear Mr. MIDI bro Koji Kondo
Ocarina warp whistle with Shinobi control
The Rex Kwon Do with the Obi-Wan flow (let's-a go!)

[Hook 2]
I did it all for Tanuki, come on
Tanuki, come on, so you can take a Koopaling
And use a brother's wand, use a brother's wand
Super mustache keep a super plumber strong
I did it all for Tanuki, come on
Tanuki, come on, so you can take a Power Pad
And use it till you die, use it till you die
Mario Bros. throw deuces in the sky

[Verse 3]
Slide down flagpole top like Geronimo
Thick smoke, eyes look like a Monty Mole
Piranha Plant bite like an animal
Plus I got a 1-UP from Ms. McGonagall
Bowser ain't the head of his classes
Grab the axe, put the bread in the basket
Man, Toad throwing vegetable patches
I beat the wizard, put the Fred in the Savage
Honestly, you're mocking me, aren't you?
Mom, it's not a costume, it's a frog suit
You guys don't even know what this would cost you
I bartered for it in the castle of the mushrooms
Man, that's why girls be duckin'
Run away like somebody hit the B button
And touch reset, cousin, when they see nothin'
But a cheat sheet buster on a weak budget
My Tanuki suit get me free loving
What Peach doesn't know, homie, Peach shouldn't
Luigi gone off, probably freakin' somethin'
Between you and me, we ain't even brothers

[Hook 2]
I did it all for Tanuki, come on
Tanuki, come on, so you can take a Koopaling
And use a brother's wand, use a brother's wand
Super mustache keep a super plumber strong
I did it all for Tanuki, come on
Tanuki, come on, so you can take a Power Pad
And use it till you die, use it till you die
Mario Bros. throw deuces in the sky
(Game over)