Bomberman

[Verse 1]
Tell me I'm your favorite rapper
Or catch an open hand slap backwards
On some Silky Johnson
Can't sleep with this guilty conscience
When I slip on my silky garments
I get lots of filthy comments
[?] me with 50 [?]
More charisma than 60 Carsons
And that's Johnny, not Daley
I'm just another Johnny come lately
Garth and Wayne say "party on baby"
That's why I graduated summa cum laude
And if you want it then it's probably on
That's why the circle rejects the polygon
'Cause you ain't on the stuff I be on
I'm teen heartthrob Franky Avalon
And I believe you but my tommy gun don't
Run you out like MacCauley does
Now you scared and it's probably 'cause
I'm Fabio, [?] all at once
My hair cascades like Carmen Brookes
Or the guys on the covers of the naughty books
My Legends of the Fall tape copy's good
Alex P., Michael J., Doc Hollywood

[Chorus]
Bomberman
You left the galaxy in awesome hands
Said Bomberman
Just put that rubber band on lots of grands

Bomberman, Bomberman
Me and my homie got lobster hands
Bomberman, Bomberman
Puttin' rubber bands on lots of grands

[Verse 2]
(check)
I'm feelin' so O-Town 357
Closed down Oak town street with the B-side session
Juicy got me crazy
Waffle House jukebox 2Pac
Lucy got me Swayze
Turn this mother out
Turn this mother down
Typewriter ride around the room and turn this bus around
Chris Farley
[?] the paragon of the model
Golf cart when I'm chasin' these penguins
At Walmart when I'm facing these demons
She Paul Blart with the face of an egret
I swapped carts, swam away with the sea nymph
Gave her the knee lift
Neighbors they peek
[?] blink once
Gave her the Abe [?] Lincoln
[?] upgrade sequencing
But that won't break the Mustang easily

[Chorus]
Bomberman
Your bars are way too strong to comprehend
Said Bomberman
The ladies melt inside the palm of hand

Bomberman, Bomberman
Your junk bang like pots and pans
Bomberman, Bomberman
We all just clay in the potter's hands

Bomberman
It's like a rainbow kissed a hologram
Said Bomberman
Those muscles complement your farmer's tan (Oh!)

Bomberman
I'm kinda partial to your harder jams
Said Bomberman
Make yourself comfy I'll take off your... shoes

Bomberman, Bomberman
[?]
Bomberman, Bomberman
Let's go kick it like a soccer fan

Bomberman, Bomberman
Your name on my shirt and it's monogrammed
Bomberman, Bomberman
Me and my homie got lobster hands

Bet your momma get a sonogram

[Outro]
Lucas: So... you The Wizard?
Corey: No, he is
Lucas: This guy? I don't get it, is he like a poster child for someone?
Haley: For your information, he's headed for the Video Championships in Los Angeles
Lucas: Ohh. Is that right? Well, let's just see how good he is, then. Guys? Pick any game you want. I'm good at all of them. I have 97 of them
Haley: You know all 97 of them?