The name of this song is an acronym that digs on hipsters. In this song, Heath is making fun of the most aggravating hipster stereotypes.
http://heathmcnease.bandcamp.com/track/latfh
[Verse 1]
All I see is Nalgene bottles, hippies in jean shorts
Dapper Eagle models missing their t-shirts
Fashionista goggles, dripping in three quarts
Of Valvoline and lager on some mission extreme sports
Listen his Bon Iver, sipping his [?]
For Emma falsetto forever, nobody cares
Plays his music when I'm cold and nobody's there
And karaoke Skinny Love in my rocking chair
Hollister models starving on lozenges
Almost hollow
And bossing them avocados and coughing 'em all up tomorrow
[?] off of the jocular shock of an artist's ocular confidence humble
Dawson is awesomer
Gossip Girl is the popular option
For Mr. Gosselaar to get lost in the [?]
Not that I wanna watch it, cause I'll be authoring sonnets
Or rocking horizontal's moccasins and a bonnet
[Hook]
LATFH riding his ten speed
To American Apparel in ripped jeans
Keeping it indie
Keeping it skin-deep
I like the carnivore in you and vegan in me
Dom-dum, dom-dum, dom-dum
The DJ's spinning
Dom-dum, dom-dum, dom-dum
I think he's spinning
[Verse 2]
Friday, I will see Fleet Foxes
For the first time
Please be topless
Worship major and the deep sea goddess
And other hired troops that are freaking awesome
I got my first kiss at the She & Him show
He was wearing H&M, she was wearing his clothes
We were holding hands, rocking in the fifth row
Uploading Adam Lambert pictures when I get home
Get my Twitter on, my babysitter on
Captain Morgan in the Frigidaire is getting cold
P-W-O-W's out
Drum circle it out
Hold hands and touch with your mouth
Humming Mumford and Sons covers to hunker me down
Working my Tumblr account until it tuckers me out
I torrented Florence and now I'm clutching my blouse
T'was an historic performance and now I'm just on my couch
[Hook]
LATFH riding his ten speed
To American Apparel in ripped jeans
Keeping it indie
Keeping it skin-deep
I like the carnivore in you and vegan in me
Dom-dum, dom-dum, dom-dum
The DJ's spinning
Dom-dum, dom-dum, dom-dum
I think he's spinning
[Bridge]
Arcade Fire, Arcade Fire
Arcade Fire, Arcade Fire
Arcade Fire, Arcade Fire
Arcade Fire, Arcade Fire!
[Hook]
LATFH riding his ten speed
To American Apparel in ripped jeans
Keeping it indie
Keeping it skin-deep
I like the carnivore in you and vegan in me
Dom-dum, dom-dum, dom-dum
The DJ's spinning
Dom-dum, dom-dum, dom-dum
I think he's spinning
LATFH was produced by For Beat’s Sake.
Heath McNease released LATFH on Sun Jul 03 2011.