This song is all about Spider-Man and his rogue’s gallery, specifically referencing moments from Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy, starring Tobey Maguire.
[Intro]
Bonesaw is ready!
[Verse 1]
Somebody say Bonesaw's ready
Bruce Campbell cameo is dope already
Uncle Ben kinda gone ghost already
Car jack [?] got the [?] cocked heavy
Norman Osborne so no getting
Away scott-free and I cold cock Harry
Birds [?] but they so not merry
Jane [?] buried
I made a little April Fool's joke
Half naked pics to The Daily Bugle
J. Jonah Jameson crazy frugal
But saw my chest and he paid quadruple
He said "It ain't Spider-Man, but it'll do. $7,000 if you find him in a swimming pool. Get a trunk shot. Get the board shorts. Get a junk shot. I can afford more."
Yeah, I'll pay more
[?]
[Hook]
Somebody say Bonesaw's ready
Say you love me but you don't call any
You can wait by the phone all sweaty
I been long gone so long already
I listen to the so-called heavy
Weights babble and they flows all messy
Three grand for a [?] steady
Hands in the cage, homie Bonesaw's ready
[Verse 2]
What's Doc Ock got that I don't got?
Except four arms I don't want
Once role model, now robot
With the whole spine column I want not
Matter of fact, I'd so rather
Just be the Sandman like [?]
And give Electro cold showers
Venom is the [?] Kelso don't matter
If you saw Bryce Dallas Howard, go grab 'er
Traded in her lab coat for a pro rapper
The comic had direct toe tag her
I'd rather [?] no slacker
[?]
[Hook]
Somebody say Bonesaw's ready
Say you love me but you don't call any
You could wait by the phone all sweaty
I been long gone so long already
I listen to the so-called heavy
Weights babble and they flows all messy
Three grand for a [?] steady
Hands in the cage, homie Bonesaw's ready
[Verse 3]
Told me that she be modelin'
Heard that I'm paid, now she be green gobblin'
3D screens now I keep the profits
Keep PC when I peter park her
Restocking the knee stocking [beats knock in'?]
Heath snogging is predominantly garbage
She shopping for me constantly Reeboking
Competently popping the cheap bottle
Confidently swallowing each droplet
Chomping her teeth, polishing each goblet
The prodigal sheep [?] Greek goddess
The logical seek Solomon king status
[?] cautious
Possible she's not even seen college
Officer, please gotta believe all this
I'm not in your teen, not in your league, honest
[?]
[Hook]
Somebody say Bonesaw's ready
Say you love me but you don't call any
You could wait by the phone all sweaty
I been long gone so long already
I listen to the so-called heavy
Weights babble and they flows all messy
Three grand for a [?] steady
Hands in the cage, homie Bonesaw's ready
Heath McNease released Bonesaw’s Ready on Sun Jul 03 2011.