Sydney

[COMPANY]
When you get to Sydney
You will never never wanna go home
When you get to Sydney
You won't ever have to feel alone
When you get to be what you wanna be, do what you wanna do
Say what you wanna say, screw who you wanna screw
When you get to Sydney
You will finally get to be you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Sydney
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Are you with me?
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Sydney
Are you with me?

Welcome to the city of self
Everybody here's from somewhere else
Nobody cares who you were
Why you're here, who your enemies are
Anything goes in Sydney town
Never too late to turn it 'round
Anyone lost here can be found
But only if they want to

[WOMAN #1]
I ran away from home

[COMPANY]
Well nobody's perfect

[MAN #1]
Stole a car and hit the road

[COMPANY]
Well nobody's perfect

[WOMAN #1]
Left everything I know
To get to the end of the rainbow

[COMPANY]
When you get to Sydney
You will never never wanna go home
When you get to Sydney
You won't ever have to feel alone
When you get to be what you wanna be, do what you wanna do
Say what you wanna say, screw who you wanna screw

[MURIEL HESLOP, spoken]
Hi, I'm Muriel, and I'm on the run from my entire life

[COMPANY, spoken]
Hi, Muriel

[COMPANY, sung]
When you get to Sydney
You will finally get to be you
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Sydney
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Are you with me?
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Sydney
Are you with me?

Nothing is exotic here

[MAN #2, spoken]
I'm straight

[MAN #3, spoken]
I'm Asian

[WOMAN #1, spoken]
I'm high

[MAN #4, spoken]
I'm queer

[COMPANY]
Emo bankers, hippy wankers

[MAN #5, spoken]
Alan Jones

[COMPANY]
Anything goes in Sydney town
Black or yellow or beige or brown
The down and up and the up and down
Found a place to run to

[WOMAN #2]
I feel stupid, I feel sad

[COMPANY]
Well nobody's perfect

[WOMAN #3]
I took drugs that drove me mad

[COMPANY]
Well nobody's perfect

[MAN #1, spoken]
I had sex with my step-dad

[COMPANY]
Well nobody's perfect

[MAN #6, spoken]
I'm a parking inspector

[COMPANY]
Sydney
[WOMAN #1]

You will never never wanna go home
Oh

When you get to Sydney
Woah

You won't ever have to feel alone

When you get to be what you wanna be, do what you want to do
Yeah, yeah

Say what you want to say, screw who you want to screw

When you get to Sydney

You will finally get to be you