Suzanne Is Getting Married

Suzanne is getting married off in June
It'll be a perfect day
Yohannan and Jon Von can duke it out
For the right to give Suzanne away
The bridegroom is a charming bloke from Scotland
He wants to be a citizen
His friends are telling him he's buying into
The patriarchal system

I never really though of Jawbreaker
As the perfect wedding band
Let's just hope that Martin Sprouse does not get pissed
And break his other hand
Go!

Will O'Dell catch the poison ivy bouquet
Say it's not big enough and throw it away?
Hey!

One, two, three, four!

Will they honeymoon at Gilman Street
And watch a zillion crummy bands?
Will pots and pans be flying in two weeks
And who has to take out the trash?

I know that they're in love
But who'll take off the gloves first
And punch the other in the nose?
And what I'm wondering, dude
Is if the marriage is approved
By Maximumrocknroll
Go!

She's getting married
She's getting married
She's getting married

We expect divorce