Joanie Loves Johnny [live, Philadelphia 1993]

[STAGE BANTER]

WEASEL: Anyway, uh, this goes out to B-Face. And it goes like this...  Just like this

[SONG BEGINS]

Joanie and Johnny sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes Johnny in a baby carriage
Suckin' his thumb, wettin' his pants
Then he does the naked hula dance
Oh yeah

Let's go to Milwaukee
Say hi to Mr. C
Fonzie, Potsie, RIchie too
Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

Joanie and Johnny kiss
Chachi is getting pissed
These aren't very happy days
'Cause nobody's getting laid
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

One two three four go

Go, go, go
Go, go, go

Walkin' through the jungle with my dick in my hand
I said, "Hey motherfucker, I'm a jungle man"
Looked up in a tree, what did I see?
A goddamn monkey tryin' to piss on me
Picked up a rock, hit him in the cock
Knocked that motherfucker forty-two blocks
Let's go

Go, go, go
Go, go, go

Now Jenny Piccolo works at a peep show
Pinky Tuscadero's stewed
Fonzie's all fucked up on ludes
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

Joan and Johnny got tattoos
Now they're going to
Inspiration Point, that's where
We're all shooting heroin
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

One two three four go

Go, go, go
Go, go, go