Jeannie’s Got A Problem With Her Uterus [demo]

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
She's got troubles with her tubes
If you go past her vagina and her cervix, you will find
A completely empty room

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless

Her physician has injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to eradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless

Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating now

No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year
Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
Now Jeannie's operation must commence

Artificial insemination can't
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
Yeah

Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby, but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless

'Cause Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Got a problem, got a problem with her uterus
Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Got a problem, got a problem with her uterus
Oh yeah