Starkissed

She climbed up on his bus, said that "I'll do
Just about anything 'yas want me to."
"I got tickets to your show from the radio"
"Ya know, they's free."

He said, "You got the wrong bus"
She said, "I know who you are"
"You're that hillbilly Nashville country comedy star"
"And I thought you might like to have a little company"

He said, Maybe 20 years ago, in a different place
In a darker room, with a prettier face
But there's just way too many fish in the sea
And getting caught with a whale would be the end of me
Darling, this can't be the first time you've been dissed

See, I got brunettes and blondes, red-headed girls
Dropping by soon, hey, rocking my world
Turn around and go. You ain't on my list
See, only the best looking tuna gets to be Starkissed

But there's just way too many fish in the sea
And getting caught with a whale would be the end of me
Darling, this can't be the first time you've been dissed

See, I got brunettes and blondes, red-headed girls
Dropping by soon, rocking my world
Turn around and go. You ain't on my list
See, only the best looking tuna gets to be Starkissed
Only the best looking tuna gets to be Starkissed

"Aw, just kiddin', sit down" (smooch)