Paycheck Woman

[Parody of "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson]

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife
If your gonna lay around and sleep all day
You better work third shift a night
In a carpet mill or a truck stop
Even if it's for minimum wage
Oh you can get yourself some pasties
And get up there on that stage
Now the Baptist look down on you
But don't listen to their lip
Cause you can dance neked on a big brass poll
As long as you're making tips

Cause I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all a job
You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home
You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long
So here's to all my brothers out there pulling down O.T
Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah)

Employee discounts, well their real nice
I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart can get fishing lures half price
Ain't that sexy really sexy when a woman saves money
And what really turns me on is a two income family
So even if it's part time bagging groceries at the store
You better get out there and punch that clock
Cause I'm sick of being poor

Cause I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all a job
You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home
You can't lay there eating Bon Bons while I work hard all week long
So here's to all the woman who think money grows on trees
Ah let me get a big hell no, from the working mens like me Hell no (Hell no)

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all a job
You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home
You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long
So here's to all my brothers out there putting in forty
Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah)
Hell yah (Hell yah) (Hell yah)