Hell No

(Parody of "Hell Yeah" by Montgomery Gentry)

[Intro Verse]
They talk way too much
Spin music way too little
And what they usually play
Ain't really all that great

[Verse 1]
Whats up, DJ? Seems all you play each and every day
When I turn it on, it's the same ol' song
Nobody wants to hear
Well, I'm a product of the Bocephus generation
Now what they call country really gets me aggravated
Well, it's a fact - too many acts with a big contract
Can't sing a note, that song they wrote
Ain't music to my ears

[Pre-Chorus]
I miss ol' Johnny Cash
When I'm in the car these days
'cause when I turn on the radio
It makes me, makes me wanna say...

[Chorus]
Hell no! Turn it off!
Come on!
Hell no! Sounds bad!
Who sings that song?!
Back to back, they play it all day long
Bring back the days of Conway Twitty
When singers were good
And songs were country

[Verse 2]
He's got a '64 plush lime green Impala
He's got a big pimp daddy attitude
He's got a gold tooth grill and some spinning wheels that he had to steal
It's the boomiest, it's the bassiest
And those baggy pants are weird
He's a product of the Snoop Dogg generation
I've never seen a white boy use so much [???]
Well, my ears are shot 'cause I bet he's got a hundred thousand watts
And a dozen amps 'cause it breaks my lamps
Each time he drives by here

[Pre-Chorus]
I shout out from the house
"Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!"
Then he pops in Dr. Dre
As he flips the bird at me, and I yell...

[Chorus]
Hell no! Turn it off!
Come on!
Hell no! Sounds bad!
Who the heck sings that song?!
The kid next door, he plays it all night long
Feels just like I'm living in Rap City
It's way too loud
For this here hillbilly

[Bridge]
Yeah, yeah
Am I tired of doing these parodies
Of Toby, Kenny, Montgomery Gentry?
Hell, hell, hell no

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge Chorus]
Hell no, turn it off
Come on
Hell no, sounds bad
Who sings that song?
Back to back, they play it all day long
Something's wrong here in Music City
Everything it sounds so shh...

[Chorus]
Hell no! Turn it off!
Come on!
Hell no! Sounds bad!
Who the heck sings that song?!
Back to back, they play it all day long
Bring back the days of Conway Twitty
When singers were good
And songs were country
(You got that right!)

[Outro]
Mr. Judd, do you realize you're being charged with taking a perfectly good song and trashing and demoralizing it for your own devious pleasure and possible financial reward?
Do you understand these charges brought against you, sir?
Why, hell no!