Convoy ’04

[Verse 1]
They come off sounding pretty pompous
Each time they open their mouth
You can't believe it when you hear it
What they let come rolling out
Don't know why they're so super hateful
Ain't like they've got it so bad
If they'd do more singing and less talking
I think we'd all be glad

[Chorus]
Say goodbye to Natalie
Adios Martie and Emily
They think that they're too cool
The Chicks no longer rule
All country fans agree
Now they're threatening to quit
Like we really give a (yah!)
They say they're going pop
Garth, he tried and flopped
But we won't soon forget
Martie, Emily and Natalie

[Verse 2]
Was it the lack of nominations
At this year's CMAs
That got 'em trading in their banjo
For a drum machine and DJ?
Next thing you know, they'll be on Soul Train
Out on the road with Eminem
They'll put some bling-bling in their videos
And we'll all make fun of them

[Chorus]
Say goodbye to Natalie
Adios Martie and Emily
The only folks in line
Are holding picket signs
And burning Chicks CDs
Wasn't it a sight to see
'em posing naked on a magazine?
Now everybody knows
They're overexposed
If you know what I mean
Martie, Emily and Natalie

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
So go load up your tour bus and pull on out
'cause your careers may soon be done
Ya bunch of multi-platinum jackass millionaires
Yay, yay, rock and roll, here they come

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Say goodbye to Natalie
Adios Martie and Emily
We hate to see it end
Why can't we be friends?
Please don't be mad at me
Martie, Emily and Natalie
See ya, Natalie
You are a [???], goodbye!