Sprinkler Head

[Intro]
Hello podunk! We're Sprinkler Head!

[Verse 1]
We're gonna fight the devil
Turn up the volume pedal
And turn his brain to Jello
We wear our heavy metal, yeah
Yeah!

[Verse 2]
Accepting Jesus is really neat, yeah
If you don't, you'll have a real hot seat, yeah
Accept him now, or sooner or later
You'll be cooked like a baked potato
In the middle of the devil's incinerator, yeah

[Verse 3]
We're not your papa, but we're here to preach, yeah
As long as there are dead lawns to reach, yeah
Being a Christian is really twitchin'
Don't wind up in the devil's kitchen
To extinguish those flames is really, uh, painful

[Chorus]
Sprinkler head, sprinkler head
If your food is rotten, and your lawn is dead
Take the living water from the sprinkler head
Sprinkler head, sprinkler head
If the weeds are invading your flower bed
Rototill the grass around the sprinkler head

[Outro]
Sprinkler head!