All Things to All Men

[Dr. Edward Daniel Taylor]
As you know, today you have your Christian heavy metal bands, your Christian bodybuilders, and then--and I'm very proud of these people--they're our own powerful guys of golf. Maybe you've seen them bend their nine irons in half. Well, brothers and sisters, I had a vision: I asked, "Who would witness to the lost men who frequent the mud-wrestling emporiums so popular today?"

[Congregant]
Amen!

[Taylor]
Who would become all things to all men that some might be saved? My vision is a reality today, and now, here they are, the all-Christian female mud-wrestling missionaries: Prickly Heat International-owned Sister Sludge and the Mud Honeys, to perform interpretive mud-wrestling, accompanied by Prickly University Racially Integrated Singers and Orchestra, to perform one of the great hymns of the faith, "Big Guns."