Something (Original Version)

[Intro: Violent J]
Scariness
Your butthole just spit in your pants
Scariness
What's scary is not knowing what "what" is
Something scary

[Verse 1]
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
When I start to think, my skull begins to crack
Could it be the infection in my head trying to get me back?
'Cause the more I look at myself, the more, fuck! I don't know!
The more I think about it, I think my fuckin' head is gonna explode
[Monoxide Child]
Wig splittin', leavin' all your family members dead
I can't explain it, so I just blame it all on my head
Paranoid, shakin' in closets when I'm done
I think I'm hidin' from the fact that I just slaughtered everyone
[Jamie Madrox]
I wash my hands so many times that they crack and bleed
But water purifies, washes away and makes me clean
My soul is so dirty, I tried to wash it, too
And get something together and figure out what to do
[Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
The voices in my head keep drivin' me crazy
Got my Glock locked and loaded with no safety
Itchy trigger finger and I'm ready to release
Something keep telling me "Increase the Deceased"
[Violent J]
("Well, come on!")

[Chorus: Violent J]
Something's talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me
Something's talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me

[Verse 2]
[Marz]
They're tellin' me the secrets, how to build a spaceship
Out of two bags of barbecue potato chips and rabbit shit
I got a pocket full'a middle fingers, when I need good luck
I stick 'em all up in my ass, spin in circles, then I cluck
And if you try to read my mind, I'll call upon my Merkalabah
Have the energy of four dimensions fuckin' on your mama
Got the fetus on and peaced out, did you feed the pilot?
Simple tip, and keep a noose rised, call me Chupacabra
[Violent J]
("Chupa-what?")
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Peekin' through the window, I think I'm fallin' for this chick (Yeah)
'Cause when I look down, somehow I'm dry fuckin' a brick!
Why is it when she sees me she's gotta scream!? (Aah!)
Now I gotta jump through the window and gag her with my stiffy again
[Monoxide Child]
I just want to split my neck and back in half
And when the Reaper comes to get me I'ma even go and kill his punk ass
Post-mortem vibrator, scaly like an alligator
Bitch your dying now, 'cause you ain't even seein' later
[Jamie Madrox]
I was raised in a way that corrupted my mind
I watched my family abuse each other at the drop of a dime
It fucked my head up, and I can't think straight
Who can I confide? Who can I trust? Who can relate? (Me?)
[Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Something's still tellin' me to put you underground
And dump you in the river so your body never found (Bloop)
Then go home and call the cops and tell 'em what I did
And when them suckers show up, murder all the pigs
[Violent J]
("Come on!")

[Chorus: Violent J]
Something's talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me
Something's talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me

[Bridge: Violent J]
That dog is talkin' to me
Damn, they're dogs, they don't do that, do they?
That dog is scarin' me
(Murder) Haa haa haa haa (Murder) haa haa haa haa
That dog is talkin' to me
Damn, they're dogs, they don't do that, do they?
That dog is scarin' me
(Murder) Haa haa haa haa (Murder) I'm sexy

[Verse 3]
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Shut the fuck up (Bitch), quit tellin' me what to do (Yeah)
Blaze, J, Mono, Madrox, is that you?
No, it can't be, it's me standing alone in the rain
Fuck this bullshit, and the pain!
[Jamie Madrox]
You can say that I'm different, and not a normal man
You can say you hear me but you really don't just understand
Trying to explain, I like to yell when I explain
So you can understand how it feels to be in pain

[Chorus: Violent J]
Something's talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me
Something's talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me (Something's talkin')
Something's telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me
Something's talking in my head (Them dogs ain't talkin' to me)
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead (Them dogs are scarin' me)
It's going to cripple and rape me
Something's talking in my head (Them dogs are talkin' to me)
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead (Them dogs are scarin' me)
It's going to cripple and rape me