I Hurt Myself (Original Version)

[Intro: Violent J]
Pain, pain is sexual
I, and I'm horny, I
I'm horny, I, horny, I

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I jump in a mosh-pit (Come on), but I'm alone
Between four trees I get it on
My brain is hemorrhaging, it's them or me
It ain't easy knockin' over a tree
I pass out, I wake up, the room is padded
It would appear I've had it, but hold up
Clothes rip, wrap 'em around my neck
And choke myself to death, no breath
Now I'm out, I'm strapped down
But wait, I can still move my head around
I got about four inches between the back of my head (And?)
And the metal gurney bed
Boom! Slammin' it, retractions
(Boom!) I feel the back of my skull is crackin'
(Boom!) A broken bone is piercing my brain
And oh! I just hammered it in

[Chorus]
I hurt myself!
I hurt myself! (Stop me!)
Pain! Pain!
Hurt! I hurt myself (Stop me!)

[Verse 2: Monoxide Child]
I'm sittin' in the dark, talking to myself ([?])
Why does everybody tell me that I need help (Help!)
I'm in love with pain, I take a needle or a knife
And drive that mother fucker through my wind pipe
Just might take a razor blade, dip it in some gas
See if I can take a little skin off the calf (What the fuck?)
Grotesque, I'm a walking body bag
And when it all heals, I'll pick the scabs

[Verse 3: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Alone in the casket, buried in the earth
Self-infliceted wounds, blood stains on my t-shirt
Kick at the door til' my legs fall off
Try to use my head but my skull too soft
The pain overwhelms, shootin' through my kidney
Blood rushes out when I stick the shank in me
Keep stabbin' and stickin', wound opened blood [splittin' ?]
Cut off oxygen, take my own life again

[Chorus]
Why, tell me why do you hurt yourself
When you know I love you? (Stop me!)
Why, tell me why do you hurt yourself
When you know I love you? (Stop me!)

[Verse 4: Marz]
They try to run up on me and pull a piece out they belt (Please)
I smiled, grabbed that shit and shot my fuckin' self (Boom)
I staple my tattoos on, see me close-eyed
Runnin' into traffic, just to get my bruise on
An icepick through the head of my dick
I might slice up my face and my lips
My main artery is beggin' me (Please cut me, please)
To let it float free, grab a razor blade, let it bleed

[Verse 5: Shaggy 2 Dope]
A layer of skin, ooh, I pull it back
And smooth it back down with one simple smack (Ouch)
Wednesday nights, I got kicked off my bowling league
Just 'cause I'd show up, bite a bowling ball, then leave
Yeah, go ahead, curse me, you faggots
So I throw my legs under moving cars, you got your habits
I don't consider it hurtin' myself, it brings me joy
Now shut the fuck up, here! (Batter up) *Crack*

[Verse 6: Jamie Madrox]
Cut and slice away with the steak knife
Hit myself in the ankle with PVC pipe
X-Acto blade, underneath the finger nail
Bleed and make another cut, fuckin' might as well
Table spoon of Morton salt in an open wound
If it don't burn you don't know what you doin' (Right)
If you fail, just return to start
Self-defecation, is a beautiful art (Yeah)

[Chorus]
Why, tell me why do you hurt yourself
When you know I love you? (Stop me!)
Why, tell me why do you hurt yourself
When you know I love you? (Stop me!)

[Outro]
Stop me!
Stop me!
Stop me!
Pain, sexual pain, I, I, stop me!
I, I, sexual, I, is it sexual? Stop me!
Why, tell me why, do you hurt yourself? (I, I, I, sexual?)
When you know I love you? Stop me!
Why, tell me why, do you hurt yourself? (Is it, is it sexual? [?])
When you know I love you? (Stop me!)
I, I, I, I, I, I, stop me! ([?])
(Choke me) Is it sexual? I
I, I, I, I, sexual, sexual, stop me!
Is it sexual? Is it sexual? I, stop me