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“Dot Com”, sometimes stylized as “.Com”, is the final track of Tales from the Lotus Pod. Its lyrics are almost entirely a list of Juggalo-related websites and business. Almost none of these exist anymore, which may be part of the reason that this track was omitted from the 2017 vinyl release of this...
[Intro: Violent J]
This is a lot of important people
Involved in making the Juggalo world go around
And this right here
Is a special shout out to those people
Of course there is no way to possibly cover all the people that make the Juggalo work go 'round
This is just the tip of iceberg, muthafacko (Dot com)
[Violent J, Jamie Madrox, Shaggy 2 Dope, Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
(Thank you, I wanna thank you [?])
"Bizzar Ninjas dot com"
"For Juggalos By Juggalos dot net" ("Yup")
(Thank you, I have to thank you [?])
"FaYgoLuVeRs dot com"
"Juggalo Productions dot com"
"Three Ring Circus dot com"
(You make me happy, you are a Juggalo)
"Psychopathic News Hotline of Florida"
"ICP Merch Traders dot com"
(For that I thank you, I thank you forevermore)
"Church of the Dark Carnival dot com"
"Psychopathic Realm dot com"
"The Wicked Carnies dot net"
"The Amazing Maze dot com"
(Thank you, thank you, you are a super star)
"ICP-Rules dot com of Europe"
"Street Ninjas International Hockey Team"
(Thank you, thank you, you deserve a new car)
"Wicked Voodoo Masters of Austin, Texas" ("Yes")
"Juggalo Worlds dot com"
"L'il Poot's Asylum"
(Thank you, thank you, the way you paint your face)
"Super Juggalos dot com"
"Dot com"
"1 o 8 Dragon in Ninja Family" ("Familia")
(I love you, I love you, and the entire Juggalo race)
"Twiztid Thoughts hotline of Salt Lake"
"Juggalo Tats of New Hampshire"
"Juggalo Date Hotline National"
"Dot com"
(Thank you, thank you)
"Mostasteless Juggalos dot com"
"Juggalo Mafia dot com"
"Twiztid Tattoos"
(You mean so much to me, thank you, thank you)
"Real Juggalos dot com"
"In New Hampshire"
"Psychopathic Juggalo City dot com" ("Rydas")
(I wanna thank you, you mean so much to me)
"Blaze Ya Dead Zombie dot com" ("EastSidaz")
"Arizona Juggalos dot com" ("Hotline")
(Thank you, thank you, I'm sayin' thank you)
"Juggalo Nation dot com"
"The Seventh dot com"
"Juggalo Planet dot com"
"Porn for Juggalos"
(I wanna thank you, in California)
"Dead Pumpkins dot net"
"Dot com"
"I-C-P dot D-E of Germany" ("Germany?")
(I wanna thank you, in New York City, too)
"Hatchet Man Basketball Team"
"Real Rydaz dot com"
"Twiztid Chicks dot com"
"Twi-what?"
(Thank you, thank you, those in Hawaii)
"Orange County Juggalo Crew" ("Westside")
"Juggalo dot D-E of Europe"
"Faygo Revolution"
(Thank you, thank you, those in Milwaukee too)
"The Insane Domain dot net" ("Dot net")
"Twiztid Juggalos dot com"
"Juggalo Asylum"
(Thank you, thank you, you mean so much to me)
"Sixth Jokers Card dot com"
"The Wicked Tent dot net"
"The Sixth dot com"
"Kentucky Juggalos"
(Thank you to you Juggalos, [generally ?])
"True Juggalo dot net" ("Hotline")
"I-C-P Tabs dot com"
"Juggalo Kings"
(Thank you, thank you, Australia, Japan, and Hong Kong)
"I-C-P House dot com"
"Wings & Things"
"Georgia Juggalos Network Hotline" ("In Toronto")
(Thank you, thank you, so much, how can a Juggalo go wrong?)
"Magic Ninjas Bowling Team"
"Insane Clown House dot com"
"Juggalo Pizza in Rhode Island"
"Dark Carnival dot com"
(Thank you, thank you, you mean so much to me)
"Twiztid's Weed dot com"
"Hallowicked"
"Freek Show dot com"
"Funhouse dot com"
(Thank you, thank you, from Twiztid, Blaze, and ICP)
"Denver Juggalos dot com"
"Twiztid Reality dot com"
"I-C-P Never Die" "dot com"
(Thank you, thank you, Shaggy thanks you)
"Twiztid Juggalos Hotline of Miluakee"
"Hotline of Dallas"
"Crazed Juggalos dot com"
(And Mike Clark thanks you, and so does Violent J)
"Juggalo Twiztid Revolution"
"Harsgrove Juggalo Graffiti Team" ("Dot com")
"Bizzar Bizaar"
("Florida Juggalos")
"Dot Com" ("Yup")
(Thank you, thank you, thank you from Twiztid)
"Twiztid Clowns dot com"
"Juggalos R Us"
"Real Juggalos from the Lou hotline"
("Dark Carnival")
(Thank you from Blaze, thank you from Psychopathic)
"Juggalo Extreme Wrestling"
"Tattoos and piercings"
"Twiztid Juggalo Funhouse" "in Oklahoma" "dot com" ("Yup")
(Thank you, thank you, you mean so much to me)
"Wicked Realm dot com"
"Blaze Ya Dead Juggalo"
"Carnival Curtains dot com" ("Dot com")
(Thank you, thank you, I love you for eternity)
"We Are Juggalo Paintball dot com" ("Venue")
"Realm of Psychopathic dot com"
("Are we Lotus")
(Thank you on the West Coast, thank you on the East)
"Insane Funhouse dot com"
"Fuckin'... Feminem dot com"
"Juggalo Union dot com"
(Thank you, down in Dirty South, thank you, thank you)
"Ghetto Zone"
"Dog Beats dot com" ("Dot com")
"Psychopathic Genius" ("Juggalo")
"Dot com" ("Rydas")
(Thank you, in the North, thank you, in the North Pole)
"I-C-P Insane Championship Pool" ("Dot net")
"Canadian Juggalos dot com" ("Dot com, huh?")
(Thanks, in Alaska, thank you from my booty hole)
"Shangri-La dot com" ("ICP")
"Twiztid's Fun Phone Hotline of Kansas City"
"Juggalo Nation"
(Thank you, I wanna thank you more)
"Juggalos-4 life dot com"
"Dot com" ("Psychopathic")
"Dark Carnival Coffee House in Seattle" ("What the...")
(Even you live down in Texas or up in Saint Paul)
"D-C-J-S Juggalos dot com"
"Sik Clown's Ju... damn, my bad"
(Thank you, thank you, you mean so much to me)
"Psychopathic Traders dot com" ("Real")
"The Juggalo Nation of San Francisco Bay" ("Yeah")
(Thank you, everybody, we're one big family)
"Juggalo Night at Oscars in Houston" ("Juggalettes")
"L'il Poot's Stash dot com" "Dot com"
(Thank you, thank you, you are a super star)
"The Brooklyn Juggalo Militia" ("Canadian")
"The Juggalo Body Piercing of Ocean Mesquite"
(Thank you, thank you, deserve a new car)
("Juggalo") "L Beyonced Juggalos dot com"
("Gathering") "Sik Clown's Dark Carnival dot com"
(Thank you, thank you, we all are Juggalos)
"Juggalo Thongs and Bongs in Birmingham"
"Detroit Psychopathics Dot Com" ("Juggalo")
(Thank you so much, and yes my thank you goes)
"Sick Psychopathic Hotline of Detroit" ("Boxing")
"Juggalo Go Around dot com" ("[?]")
(Out to your family, your brother, your sister, your mother)
"Shaggy 2 Dope dot com"
"Half Dozen Psychos Tattoos of British Columbia" ("La-di-da")
(Everybody down, down with the clown)
"Killer Funhouse" ("Dot What") "dot com" ("Dot net")
"Dark Clown Landscapin'" ("Get you mowin' on")
(Thank you, thank you, I love you, I always will)
"Park Slow Ninjas dot com" ("Dot com")
"Twiztid Slim dot com" ("Dot org")
(Thank you from Jumpsteady, Tom Dub, and Billy Bill)
"Official Psychopathic Hockey team" ("Yup, officially")
"Juggalo Power" ("Chicka chicka")
[Together] "Dot com"
Dot Com was written by Blaze Ya Dead Homie & Monoxide & Jamie Madrox & Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope.
Dot Com was produced by Mike E. Clark.
Dark Lotus released Dot Com on Tue Jul 17 2001.