Smoke Me

[Verse 1: Kung Fu Vampire]
I'm as cold as a Inuit
Getting her boobies motor-boated
You know you're into it
Icky little fetish
Freaky deaky dutch
Skeeting on her skirt
Make a little lettuce
Thinking on it first
This is not a curse
Nautical, made of trillions of molecules
As my collagens start to decay
All in the family, man it be arrogant
Aryan create hysteria
I roll with all types of niggas, nefarious
All in your area
Fucking with personal space
Vampire in the outer limit
This ain't a gimmick
You just intimidated, you artificially inseminated rated X
Not for children
Amoxicillin
I cock the hammer back and begin to real in
This is the bigger fish, in the little pond
I got no interest
Just a degenerate
If there's a contest of who is the freshest, you know that I'll enter it
Autistic veteran, o-o-o-out in the cosmos
Sick of the rhetoric
Every rapper is saying he's better than you ain't gangster
Senior Vice President
I've seen your letterman
When I was rapping on stage at Stanford
You just came up and said I was the master
There's no debating the ace in the hole
Blacker than Peter's soul
But a vegan troll
A devil in sheep's clothing, a beast
Sewing together your corpse with mine
I didn't come here to start shit
We are just trying to spark it

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
You say it's lit
Like playing smoky
You take your bet
Like you can't smoke me
You say you rad
You ain't smoky
You say you mad
Nah, you can't smoke me

[Verse 2: Kung Fu Vampire]
I'm an American
A weirder thing, I'm arrogant
Eat asparagus
I'm the entire G.O.A.T., you embarrassing
To paraphrase, we all think you're a bitch
And that's on you
Mind over matter with my ageless crew
Timeless chatter wrath [a day been?] through
Where the neighbors knew
In the place I'm an ace
You're contagious
Too many losers
Pennies get torched, I'm a bruiser
And then it resorts to my aim on the porch with a TEC-9 or an Uzi
But I'd rather recline in a jacuzzi
In a matter of time we crossing the state
With a pound of the kush, and we living in a movie
I am the Quintin Tarantino up in the rap game
See a gun in your pussy will sooth me
But I'd rather be dicking it up and down, ooh-wee
I came for the cat and the kibble
Scribble my name in your nipple
I'm nasty
See the scent of your kitty is groovy
Sniff the kitty out, rhinoplasty
Losing focus, who's the dopest
That be me
KFV

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
You say its lit
Like playing smoky
You take your bet
Like you can't smoke me
You say you rad
You ain't smoky
You say you mad
Nah, you can't smoke me