Madonna

[Verse 1: Kung Fu Vampire]
She wanna tummy tuck in Tijuana
Boob job in the Bahamas
Real sick lil mama
You got a ass so fat, no drama
OG like Madonna
Weirdo Lady Gaga
I see you doing hot yoga in the sauna
Cold, wet when a little wind hits
Shake them dreads, you got big old hips
I seen your lips've been pumped, botox
You're aging like a mufucking queen
Bohemian Rhapsody matriarch
Got three kids, living like a virgin
And the favorites in her iPhone is a surgeon
Making every young dude nervous
If looks could kill, she'd be guilty of murder
Forty-three, she a certified pervert

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Madonna
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Like a
Madonna

[Verse 2: Kung Fu Vampire]
So conservative when she at work
Looking like a paralegal in knee-high boots and a mini skirt
In a [Cindy Vela,?] yeah she diverse
I already accepted it, I won't be first (sheesh)
You gon' need from protection from the choking and the ball gag
She gon' be the first little bitch to get a hall pass (woof)
But she's the professor
Living larger than a double-decker
She ain't a heifer
Hugh Hefner tried to get her on the squad but he didn't put enough effort
Put her on my record
Said I had to eat her pussy out until my neck hurt
But she's taking me to Vegas, I'm the leopard expert
The Sabertooth Tiger player
I'm the Iron Maiden, I got the fire blazing about to break a major curse
In her Louis Vuitton purse she got her sex toys ready
Call her Blowjob Betty

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Madonna
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Like a virgin
Like a
Madonna

[Outro: Kung Fu Vampire]
You gon' need protection from the chokers and the ball gags
Madonna
She gon' be the first little bitch to get a
Madonna
Madonna