Neighborhood

[Skit]
Conan O'Brien: Uh, ya know, it's part of- big part of your job, as a vampire, to uh sprout teeth, bite people in the neck, drink their blood, and it seems to me like it's very important to have the correct vampire face there does seem. Am I wrong, there does seem to be like they're a required face that a vampire must make just for biting into the neck?

[Verse 1: Kung Fu Vampire]
Rise from the ashes, love the haberdashery no 20 lashes, no need for a castle
I'm all action, hey little ninja I heard that you was flashing, who's asking?
I can't get no satisfaction, in my mind I'm living up in a mansion, highly irrational sensationalism botanical-ism sacrifice my life
Rape ya face, with a pigeon, bad decision, precision, my point of entry through exorcism Molested a eskimo, test my naked body, end of my sentiments, send 'em back to the new millennium in the beginning of minimum wage My fornicatin' is complicated I'm turning the page
Caught in the middle of hell, and these Christians bought a gazelle, my optic vision, holy sacrilege, sacramental cannibal laughing with Brotha Lynch
I'm happy to cuddle up with ya shriveled up corpse bitch

[Hook: Kung Fu Vampire]
When I'm ya neighborhood, ya better duck
When-When-When- When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya better duck
When-When-When- When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya better duck
Kung Fu Vampire is crazy
(Ladies and gentlemen, the Kung Fu Vampire)

[Verse 2: Kung Fu Vampire]
I'm the hardest pro-black nigga rapping since 2Pac
The reincarnation of Vincent Price with the duwop, a true plot to kill every person I see in two blocks
A flu shot, can't stop the infection of Vamp I'm too hot
Have to got three Camel packs, but he gon need more, a little fire hydrant, mad child to hydrate your core
You can ignore everything I'm doing while smashing ya whore
Ssmearing ya lipstick the shit-kicking misfit, XO, petty with mesco, play with the breath-o, my manifesto, a klepto, maniac man-eater, a plant-beater, a stampeder stomping out all your negative, sedative, repetitive notion, in a ocean of electric snakes, spread the legs open like a baddie in Section 8, patty cake, patty cake, cocaine nostril, another night at the opera you can't escape

[Hook: Kung Fu Vampire]
When I'm ya neighborhood, ya better duck
When-When-When- When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya better duck
When-When-When- When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya better duck
Kung Fu Vampire is crazy
Kung Fu Vampire is crazy as fuck

[Outro: Kung Fu Vampire]
Crazy as
Crazy
Crazy as fuck