1986

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
I walked in the party with my hair standing straight up
Everybody knows Kung Fu is on the way up
Fanny pack, neon throwback‚ I don't give a fuck
Knee-high socks‚ 1980‚ bitch shut up
I walked in the party with my hair standing straight up
Everybody knows Kung Fu is on the way up
Fanny pack, neon throwback, I don't give a fuck
Knee-high socks‚ 1980, bitch

[Verse 1]
I'm flamboyant, my Flair Rick‚ fuck a Crown vic
I'm in a DeLorean bitch neon shirt cowabunga 1986
If I'm really vibing out I'm wavy
I'm tubular and gravy
They say I'm radical my lymphatic system is in a panic chasing set on Xanax it's so autoerotic
My inner violence is so hypnotic, symbolism be gothic, in a pinch for the profit, infinite inch for the ocular
Show up to the scene like I'm Elon Musk, Eon Flux capacitor but we on trust
Beyond dust, they still call me futuristic, not a one-hit wonder I illuminate
Shit

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
I walked in the party with my hair standing straight up
Everybody knows Kung Fu is on the way up
Fanny pack, neon throwback, I don't give a fuck
Knee-high socks, 1980, bitch shut up
I walked in the party with my hair standing straight up
Everybody knows Kung Fu is on the way up
Fanny pack, neon throwback, I don't give a fuck
Knee-high socks, 1980, bitch

[Verse 2]
I'm clairvoyant
I see the future, I time travel
Playing truth or dare with the devil in my shadow
Max Headroom called me on his car phone and said he's looking in my window
I'm all alone feeling like somebody's watching me
Playing Super Nintendo doing the W.A.P
Sliding on the floor in my striped knee-high socks
It's all Risky Business, Robocop, Goonies Never Die, jolted off that RC Cola pop
Though they say I'm excellent, I'm feeling Ted bodacious, intelligent, I'm the shit, I'm the excrement, I'm always chased by the Last Dragon, Z. Cavaricci, my pants are never sagging, if you hit my pager code, shit... I'm hella bragging

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
I walked in the party with my hair standing straight up
Everybody knows Kung Fu is on the way up
Fanny pack, neon throwback, I don't give a fuck
Knee-high socks, 1980, bitch shut up
I walked in the party with my hair standing straight up
Everybody knows Kung Fu is on the way up
Fanny pack, neon throwback, I don't give a fuck
Knee-high socks, 1980, bitch

[Outro: Kung Fu Vampire]
1986
1986