Sid Sheinberg’s Tuesday Nite Revue

“Thanks, thank you, thank you, no seriously, oh thank you, thank you very much, very much, thank you…”

“Alright now i'd like to do another song for ya, this is one that came up back in ‘48, uhh I wrote it with my cousin Bernie and uhh it goes somethin’ like this.”

“3, 4…”

You say you don't really love me…
[Laughter, Applause]
You say, you don't want…
How can you say that, when it’s not true?
You love me like I love you

Don't deny me, I'm what ya need
Don't deny me, I know where you live
Why deny what you know is true
You're for me and I'm for you

It's time for me to get inclined
‘Cause the days are wack, and rhymes are way bеhind

And she walks alone
And she's far from homе
Sometimes she asks herself
“Why bite the hand that needs her?”

Commuter train, I wish I had your speed
Keep movin’ forward, so’s I can say goodbye

I'm in a wack-ass crew and I can’t escape
I'm in a wack-ass crew and I can't escape
I'm in a wack-ass crew and I can’t escape
I'm in a wack-ass crew, and I can't escape

The double helix, make us not so dummy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
The double helix, make us lots of money
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

She's killin' me
She's killin' me
She's killin' me, ohh
She's killin' me

Man, Christopher Walken is a badass
Christopher Walken is a badass
Christopher Walken is a badass
Christopher Walken is a bad, bad ass

Under the purple drawbridge, I said…
“Take me away to a new sabbat!”
‘Cause I've been talkin' to the mushroom man
He said “eek, eek, goes the panda.”
So everybody in the mattress…
Disco!

[Cheering]

“Thank you, thank you, no, seriously, thank you.”
“Not you, you, I see you, kid, shut up, no, yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you…”