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Farkle!
Yes friends, if there's one thing everyone can agree on, it's Farkle! And if there are 2 things that everyone can agree on, they're both Farkle! No more tightening rusty bolts by hand! no more annoying wires! say goodbye to costly bleaches and tooth whiteners!
FARKLE!
Facial blemishes can be a thing of the past! Warts? Outta here! No more spraining your back to put on that extra coat of wax!
Just say "I love my Farkle" and win an extra large t-shirt! with Farkle you're covered for those additional damages!
Kids love it, dogs can't tell the difference, and just look at that tomato!
NOW,
Listen to some riveting testimony from highly paid spokespeople!

"I'm John-John the Leprechaun, top of the morning to ye and yer kin. Oi, when it comes to Farkle, we leprechauns feel as fresh as an Irish spring in spring. Huh, They got a blarney charms, blue hearts and pink clovers, bonnie wee lass and pot o' gold at McDougal's farm rainbow darvial gill banshee telephone luck o' the Irish loch ness monster drinking ale in the pub and fighting with the bloody British."

"Four score and 7 years ago I'm Abraham Lincoln. You may remember me from such terms of office as the sixteenth presidency, and from such documentaries as the Civil War. I signed the Emancipation Proclamation and was assassinated at the Ford Theater by John Wilkes Booth, and I love Farkle. I do believe that Farkle will be here long after my faces wears off. Of Mount Rushmore that is."

So remember kids, rush to the store and join Farkle now! Collect them all!
FARKLE!!!
There's no catch!

ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ. ˢᵉᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵗᶦᶜᶦᵖᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿᵃʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵉᵗᵃᶦˡˢ. ˢᵒʳʳʸ, ⁿᵒ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏˢ, ⁿᵒ ᶜ.ᴼ.ᴰ'ˢ ⁿᵒ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ ᵒʳᵈᵉʳˢ, ⁿᵒ ᶜᵃˢʰ, ⁿᵒ ᵖᵉᵗᵗʸ ʳᵒᶜᵏˢ, ⁿᵒ ˡᶦᵛᵉˢᵗᵒᶜᵏ. ᴱⁿᵗʳᶦᵉˢ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵉ ˢᵘᵇᵐᶦᵗᵗᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴺᵒᵛᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ¹⁵ᵗʰ, ¹⁹⁷⁷. ᶠᵃʳᵏˡᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷⁿ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵗᵘᵐᵒʳˢ ᶦⁿ ˡᵃᵇᵒʳᵃᵗᵒʳʸ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳˢ. ᴺᵒ ᵃⁿᶦᵐᵃˡˢ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʰᵃʳᵐᵉᵈ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉʳᶜᶦᵃˡ. ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ʷᶦⁿⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵃʳᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᵍᵃᶻᶦˡˡᶦᵒⁿ. ᴰᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵃᵗ ᶠᵃʳᵏˡᵉ ᵘⁿˡᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵘⁿᵍʳʸ