Shower Thoughts!!! Pt.2

The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

If I punch myself in the face and it hurts....Does that make me weak or strong?

Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something

If you dig up a rock or dirt it could be the first time its ever seen the sun

You have to realize that someone from google was just like "Fuck yeah, let's have someone drive down every road on the fucking earth" And that's how Google Maps was made!

'Don't objectify women' has 'women' as the object of the sentence...sorry but someone had to call it out

Talent shows like America's got talent become much more disturbing when you realize that it's just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.

The biggest form of peer pressure as a 6th grader wasn’t drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question.

When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

The share button on reddit should say ‘Spreddit’

I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain until I find THE GREATEST BARBER IN THE WORLD…THINK OF HOW AWESOME THAT WOULD BE!!!!!!

If humanity discovered telepathy it’d probably have pop up ads within 24 hours

Going to sleep is logging off, and dying is signing out.

The Titanic movie is a romantic love story that also includes thousands of people dying.

Flies entire existence is based around the “why are you hitting yourself” game.

People have been told that using password as a password is predictable to the point it is unpredictable.

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.

There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.

At special occasions girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.

One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you say the truth.

Bean bags are just boneless sofas.

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

Ducks can swim, fly and walk on land. They have access to all terrains. They are the ultimate animal.

You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.