A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply...
If you start counting from 0 you won't have to close your lips until you hit a million
Since there are SOOO many pregnant ladies the average number of skeletons inside of one human body will ALWAYS be more than 1
If a person is born blind an deaf....what language do they think in?
The fact that we can't control fully our own organs and bodily functions is like we don't have admin privileges over our own bodies
Condoms are made by automated assembly lines....meaning robots are LITERALLY TRYING TO STOP HUMAN REPRODUCTION!!!!!!!!
YOUR LIFE CANT FALL APART IF YOU NEVER HAD IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pixar is just thе version of Disney that just wants to tell thе story without singing a song every 10 minutes
Because of Nemo's siblings.....Finding Nemo has a higher kill count than Terminator 1, Terminator 2, and all of the Rambo movies combined...
Kids would take school seriously if school gave them an XP bar
Lighting a birthday cake candle for each year and then blowing them out is just a ritual that symbolizes how your life will be extinguished
If you run at 11pm ur a night runner. If you run at 5am your a morning runner. if you run at 3am your suspicious.
The letter 'W' starts with a 'D'
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your iPod.
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.
After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.
People who are good-looking but have terrible personalities are basically real-life click baits.
My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
Deep Thoughts was written by Little Aliel.
Deep Thoughts was produced by Little Aliel.
If you get a bigger bath tub you have more bath room but less bathroom