Shower Thoughts!!!

What if theyre not stars......But holes poked into the container so that we can breathe...

The person who designed money.....gets paid...by his own design...

Schools don't let us wear ripped jeans because it shows skin.........But they let us wear shorts that show our whole leg

What if rocks are soft.....But tense up when we touch them...

If bed bugs live in beds.......Then do cockroaches..........

If it only took 9 months to be born........Why do we have to wait for 12 months to celebrate our birthday?

Only ONE of the boys is going to be at ALL of the funerals.....But NONE of the boys will be at his

If computers are smarter than humans......how did a human create something smarter than himself/herself

A candle shop would smell nice if it burnt down

If people say "k" as a shortening of "ok"...and people say "pop" as a shortening of "grandfather"...IS "K-POP" A SHORTENING OF "OK BOOMER"!!!!!!!

Tall people are just vertically thicc

If you clean the vacuum cleaner...you are now the vacuum-cleaner

Some of us are still "it" from a game of tag when u were younger

Life is a sexually transmitted disease

At one point in our lives (even before birth) we have all kicked a pregnant lady

Today I beat my personal high score of most consecutive days lived

spicy food is just BDSM for your mouth

Humans are both natural and manmade

Exercise is just self-harm....with benefits

100 years from now Facebook/Twitter/Instagram is gonna be full of dead people

Your fingers are slowly 3-D printing your nails...

If you put a tea bag in a hot tub...it is now tea

The sun COULD'VE blown up 7 minutes ago

Horses walk on their fingernails

Do blind people turn the lights on when they come home?

Ur future self is probably talking shit about you

refrigerators are just domesticated winter

MOST people are made on beds....born on beds....and die on beds

When a pregnant woman swims....shes like a submarine

The stock market is just a reward for liking something before it was cool