Deep Thoughts pt.2

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. (like I do to my parents TwT)

Before you make fun of someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you make fun of them, you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes. lmao

I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it...

Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969. (just think about it until you realize)

If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real fucking quick.

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

IF GOOGLE MATCHED UP PEOPLE BY THEIR SEARCH HISTORY IT COULD BE THE GREATEST DATING WEBSITE OF ALL TIMEEEEEE!!!!!!!

If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them...

A guy can say no to an invitation by saying "My girlfriend won't let me go" and everyone would prob understand. But if a girl says no to an invitation by saying "My boyfriend won't let me go", people will likely get concerned.Thats why Im lez uwu

UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but we have to sign for a $10 pizza =,=

Adults stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape...like bruh

Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.

Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."

The fact that I can't recognize kids from my school outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.

Superheroes hide their identities...Then there's Tony Stark "I'm Iron Man" Smh but R.I.P Iron Man.

When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK. Big brain time

Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head. Poor pupper.

As a kid, 99.9% of the time I cried was due to physical pain. As a 13 year old, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.

An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best. BIG BRAIN!

Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".

The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan...Oop