Shit for Dinner

[Intro, spoken]
Oh, you cooked some food
Let eat, tasty
Mmm, nom-nom-nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom-nom
What the fuck is this shit
Bleh, it's horrible

[Hook]
Everywhere I go it's shit for dinner
Payback from God 'cause I'm a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife's shit leave me fucking shook

Everywhere I go it's shit for dinner
Payback from God 'cause I'm a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife's shit leave me fucking shook

[Verse 1]
Yeah, my wife only cooks turkey and beef
And that's why every Thursday I choose to cheat
I fuck other women 'cause her food is bad
If she cooks a cow, I know it's mad
Up to this point, I've been handling
But the motherfucking milk made me angry
Which she squeezed from her titties
And made me drink it like no biggie

Really though, the bitch made me nauseous
My wife had become so fucking ferocious
But you know, love made me act crazy
I still loved her but my vision was hazy
And now that my mother eats shit in hell
I've gotta live, and I just can't tell my wife
That her food sucks balls
But it's okay if she too sucks balls

[Hook]
Everywhere I go it's shit for dinner
Payback from God 'cause I'm a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife's shit leave me fucking shook

Everywhere I go it's shit for dinner
Payback from God 'cause I'm a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife's shit leave me fucking shook

[Verse 2]
So, so once when I was masturbating in a cloth sack
My wife decided to strike back
She dropped some nasty hot sauce on me
So HEATH had to do some saucery
Like Mary Poppings
The lady wanted some traditional Old English cum droppings
We had a violent fight, which made her mad and damaged our microwave

But it's all good 'cause HEATH can still dick
And shoot HEATH waves with his dick
That shit won't happen twice
We used to connect like Iridium satellites
Our sex was nice but the food had poo in it
Nice, but I felt like not doing it
Eat a scorpion, cum becomes toxic
Dick becomes poisonous, she's got to suck it

[Hook]
Everywhere I go it's shit for dinner
Payback from God 'cause I'm a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife's shit leave me fucking shook

Everywhere I go it's shit for dinner
Payback from God 'cause I'm a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife's shit leave me fucking shook