Maintain

[Verse 1: Noob Saiboot, HEATH]
Noob Saiboot (For real)

Noob's a genius, a straight-up brainiac
My paralysed brother is a wheelchair maniac
I'm the power behind global warming
Watching Star Wars, Palpatine made me horny
Use glue for eyedrops, blow up rocks
Spy cops and show them my cyclops
A dark child, I have never seen the sun
You's a jackass, like Ryan Dunn

I fuck up my own life with no limits
Drink booze and throw rocks at mimics
My loins are priceless on the black market
On the soccer field, my groins are the target
Niggas wanna fuck with me, I ain't letting
My crimes had Rudy Giuliani sweating
Noob in two words: smart, strong
You know my vote goes to Al Sharpton

OJ is not guilty (he isn't?), HEATH did it
For me, it ain't a big deal to admit it
'Causе I live in a land of disapproval
I smile at my enеmies and just cool off
I shave my head (daily!), fuck barbers
I'd rather shoot pool with the ugliest farmers
Juggle with pipe bombs, mingle with retards
Make those goofy bastards see the stars

To my palace, you got no fucking access
Your dick will be made by my axis
I teach hip-hop at the center
I'm known as the wicked style presenter
Even deaf people hear what I'm saying
You only roll dice when roleplaying
I ain't Swedish, I even hate IKEA
The beatdown of Rodney King was my idea

[Hook: Noob Saiboot]
Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smokin', I never exhale
HEATH loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smokin', I never exhale
HEATH loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

[Verse 2: HEATH, Noob Saiboot]
Wanna start a fucking riot? Fuck with me
I put a hit on Dodi Al Fayed
I made Diana's driver drink
Just 'cause Diana was ugly here
The Hall of Fame is where I'm going
I want my face on a fucking coin
People don't know about my hard knock past
You know, Castro wanted my ass

I'm a scholar, yet uncivilised
Bitches are treated badly, never fucked twice
I'm wise, so I do it in a rental
The only case you'll ever carry is mental
I perform hit and runs with my tricycle (tricycle!)
My moves cause oceans to ripple
I'm pretty sure I was the chosen
Bought a Big Mac, all my French fries were frozen

On the internet, the illest email sender
I seldom haves sex with a blender
Never do anything that's uncool
My raspy voice makes she-males drool
And you still can't fool me, oh
But naked I look like Coolio
Fuck me, the world and fuck you too
False prophets come to me asking what to do

Other kids had dogs, I had a lobster
That's why I'm now a straight-up mobster
Noob's on the mic, place bets
I exit the club wearing metal bracelets
In my hood, slavery is a way of life
In my hood, niggas fuck neighbours' wives
I kill whitey and that's it
I left my fucking firecrackers in Madrid

[Hook: Noob Saiboot]
Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smokin', I never exhale
HEATH loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smokin', I never exhale
HEATH loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smokin', I never exhale
HEATH loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smokin', I never exhale
HEATH loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain